Saturday, January 31, 2009

Chicken Wing Shortage

This is the most hilarious interview I have ever seen. I watched it twice and was rolling on the floor both times. I know this is a long video (7 minutes) but at least watch the interview.

Friday, January 30, 2009

Farm Simulation

I was amazed at how realistic this game was.

Just like the US government to pick on poor farmers and blame it on aliens.

Monday, January 26, 2009

I found out that I am dying....

Well, the doctors don't know how much longer I have. The say if I stop drinking raw milk, raising my own chickens, and eating unwashed eggs I may live another 35-45 years. That's all I have left and really I could go at any time.
Staring my impending mortality in the face, I have decided to create a bucket list. A list of all the things that I wanted to do all my life, or for a portion of my life to the current, before I, you know, "Kick the Bucket"."Take a long dirt nap". "Meet my Maker". "Become an earthworm buffet". find myself "Dead as a doornail". "Go patrolling the graveyard shift".
I don't want your pity, I just want some traffic and comments on my blog. So I hope this title got the attention of my friends and readers and made them think a little of their own mortality(that is not a threat to read my blog or else). So leave your comments and your own bucket lists, or else I will haunt you from the grave.

Not in any order and incomplete, without further delay, my bucket list :

Go hang gliding
Swim in the ocean as much as possible
Go on a mission trip to Mongolia
Learn about animal anatomy(as many possible)
Discover a new animal (I would settle for an insect or new breed)
Go sailing (and cross an ocean if possible)
Build a log cabin
Own a farm debt free
Raise bees
Make cheese
Learn to play the fiddle
Try my hand as a blacksmith
Learn to fight with a broadsword
Make a bow and arrows
Carve a wooden figure (I would prefer Human figure but come on the clock is ticking)
Build a plane and fly it (Would settle for flying contraption)
Build a small boat

Do you see my dilemma I only have 45 years to get this done maybe less.

Monday, January 19, 2009

Ron Paul Shirt

I am getting this shirt and wearing all the time. I may take it off once a week to wash it.

Saturday, January 17, 2009

More Bailout Bashing

This game is awesome. I hear it is possible to "win", But I enjoyed telling all these huge companies to go jump off a cliff.


Friday, January 16, 2009

It's True....

The Chinese are trying to get everyone in the US into the stock market so they can completely ruin our economy. Its a good thing that our government beat them to it with the bailout.